Friday, October 26, 2018

Romeo and Juliet in the Garden of Eden


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                              ROMEO AND JULIET IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN
                                                      by Natalie N. Aydin

       “Cast thy bread upon the waters:  for thou shalt find it after many days.”
                                                                                    -Ecclesiastes 11:1, KJV
                                  “All beginnings are difficult.”  -The Mekhilta
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             “Romeo was never a milquetoast lover.”  That’s what she said, anyway—um, Juliet, I mean.  That was not a rather outré thing for her to say, but whatever—I guess it didn’t really bother me that much at all now.
             I was too busy curling up with my favorite book by the fireplace in my red velvet armchair—but wait, I digress…Let me start at the beginning…
             Romeo was working a dead-end job for low pay in an ice cream shop when he met Juliet.  Now Juliet, you see, she lived not too far from Rodeo Drive and drove to high school in a red Ferrari everyday where she was captain of the cheerleading squad.  She lived in Beverly Hills and every guy wanted to date her, or mate her, or marry her.  One of the three would suffice because it would all lead to the same thing:  the entrapment of some type of relationship.  Juliet’s family was quite well off, while Romeo was from the other side of the tracks, you see.  After all, Capulets could not associate with Montagues.  Montagues were their sworn enemy.  At least that’s what Juliet’s father said; he wasn’t really the charitable type at all, if that’s what I’m guessing you’d like to know.
           At any rate, Juliet stopped in to get some ice cream.  When she walked into the place, she had a feeling sui generis unlike any other feeling she had ever had before.  She felt warm, starting with electric butterflies in her tummy that radiated like a glowworm throughout the rest of her body, starting from her ears and going all the way down to her toes.  It was most unexpected.  This was when she saw Romeo’s face for the first time.  It was love at first sight, undoubtedly.  She never thought such a feeling was possible…but there it was.  Romeo looked up at her, and she felt like he was staring at her soul when he looked into her remarkably beautiful cornflower blue eyes, her face like that of a cherub.
           Juliet was a beautiful rarity, exquisite—with a classic beauty about her, even though she was completely devoid of any makeup.  Juliet’s ageless allure was what drew Romeo to her.  She was breathtaking, captivating, delicate—divine like in an angelic way.  This luminous, flawless, fantastic goddess was a gift from heaven above, Romeo thought—as he sidled up to the counter in front of this marvelous woman who had stepped into his realm. 
           Juliet’s mesmerizing, matchless beauty had Romeo stupefied.  He was barely able to get out the words to ask her what she wanted.  Some chocolate ice cream, she said—with whip cream and a cherry on top, she said.  He smiled longingly and quickly returned to doing his work to keep his mind occupied, his back turned to her—as he felt the piercing white-hot stare of her gaze upon him.  His tattoos looked amazing on his biceps, which were all but bursting out of his black muscle shirt.  Before she knew it, he was handing Juliet her ice cream.  
           “How much is my total?” Juliet asked sweetly, taking out her wallet.
           “No charge…it’s on me.  Do you want some sprinkles?” Romeo replied with a smile.
           “I’d…I’d love some sprinkles.”  Romeo took out the shaker with multi-colored sprinkles in them and let her put her own sprinkles on her ice cream.
             Just some backstory:  Romeo had gone through a bad breakup pretty recently, over this girl he really had been in love with, Rosaline.  Now, there was only Juliet.  He existed purely for her, lived for her.  He would die for her, if necessary.  That’s how serious he was.  He decided to go in for the kill.
           “Ma’am…”
            “Oh, please…call me Juliet.”
             “Juliet…what a lovely name.”  She smiled when he said that.
             “A thing of beauty is a joy forever,” Juliet responded.
             “You are most certainly the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen,” he told her.  “Before the ink dries on my last will and testament…let’s get out of this place and go somewhere where we can talk,” he hung on her every word intently.
             “Okay,” she said with a Mona Lisa smile.
             Romeo and Juliet walked to the park.  Juliet wore a red dress, and Romeo couldn’t stop staring at her statuesque, majestic beauty that was all encompassing.  He wanted to love her until the end of time.  Juliet, however, was not sure what she wanted out of life.  She was not sure if she even wanted to date.  But she decided to humor this gent who had asked her to go out with him because he seemed like a nice guy…not like the other run-of-the-mill roughneck types that sometimes tried to charm her against her better angels.  Since her divorce, Juliet’s life had turned into a valley of ashes.  But now that she was single once again, she actually was enjoying the freedom.  She didn’t have to worry about darning her significant other’s socks, or doing his laundry, or any of that wifely type stuff that good wives do.
          She enjoyed her freedom.  But once she met Romeo, she started to think that maybe she wouldn’t mind darning his socks.  Maybe she could knit him a scarf for his birthday.  Wait, so…but I’m getting ahead of myself.
           Romeo was her phoenix rising from the ashes.  Honestly, Juliet thought she would never love again.  Maybe she couldn’t love again.  But when she saw his face, all bets were off.  She knew that Cupid had shot his arrow straight through her heart.  Once she tasted the bittersweet fruit of love again, she knew that she couldn’t live without Romeo.  And, truth be told, he felt the same way about her.
          Once they were alone, Romeo and Juliet became intertwined in true love’s embrace.  Here ends our story.  And that’s all she wrote.
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"She Was a Normal Girl"


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                                                SHE WAS A NORMAL GIRL

                                                         by Natalie N. Aydin


                       She was a normal girl, working class, one might even say average.  She’d never had a manicure, her nails cut short because she worked with her hands everyday.
                       She would always be a workhorse, never a show pony.  Katherine was special, and delicate.  But in other ways, Katherine was tough.  Her father taught her to be proud but humble, simple yet sophisticated in her naturalness.  She had never colored her hair.  She felt most like herself when being herself and living for no one else but for her own self.  She worked hard, and that was all she knew was work. 
                         Katherine was her father’s only child, and as such Katherine served as both son and daughter.  She knew how to change a tire, how to mend fences, how to herd sheep, how to break in horses, how to rope cattle, how to ride, and how to set up camp.  She was better to her father than seven sons, all rolled into one.  Katherine was the apple of her father’s eye, and he told her so, often.
                         Katherine’s mother had passed away years ago.  Like her mother, Katherine was a lovely woman of surpassing beauty.  As mentioned before, Katherine had a natural beauty that radiated from her face, due to livin’ off the land and maintaining an existence in harmony with nature and with the vast beauty contained therein.  The green rolling hills of the shire were absolutely breathtaking every morning when the dew fell on the grass, and every day Katherine was struck with wonder at the beauties of nature in her native land.
                         Every day on the moor, Katherine was working on her father’s farm with their hired hand, Sean.  He was a capable young man, about Katherine’s age, and generally a gentleman in the truest sense of the word.  He was always delicate about how he talked when he was around Katherine, because he sincerely liked her, maybe secretly loved her even, maybe.  But he would not admit any of this to Katherine.  Katherine was completely oblivious to this.  Now Katherine had a stepmother, who was pretty harsh with her, but Katherine tried to please her as best she could.  The one good thing she could say about her stepmother was that she was a hard worker, just like herself and her mother before her.
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                     “Kat’rin!  Put th’ water on t’ a bile, nah? Hurry nup an’ fore we mak’ it t’ see the sohn-raize o’er the bier o’ St. John’s, quick nah!  We ‘on’t got all deh aforst yeer fahr comen up wi’ the shipe, ya’n un’er’nand.  I ‘on’t got all dee for em foolitchness, Kat’rin.  Ye mind?”
                     “Yessum.” 
                     “What’s thaht, say ‘e?”
                     “Yes, Mahm.”
                     As Katherine put a large pot of water on the stove, she noticed her father afar off in the distance.  He was herding the cattle home with their new farmhand, Sean.
         Katherine swept up her tousled hair into a messy bun and quickly smoothed over her skirts and apron, tidying up quite nicely in a pinch.
           She remembered the first day he came to ask about the job.               
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          “Hello?”  Sean knocked before entering the little cottage doorway.
                      “Yessir.”  Katherine craned her neck to see who was there.
         “You need an ‘and?”  Katherine was struggling under the crushing weight of carrying a huge pot full of water.
        “Yessir, thank ‘e, Sir.”  Sean got there just in the nick of time.
        “Tis’ no trouble, no trouble ‘t all.  Say, is your father the man I need t’ see about some work?”
                   “Yessir.  He’s out raight nauw, but ‘e’ll be back soon if ye ‘on’t mind a-waiten’ a wee bet nah.  What say ye?”
                      “I don’t mind t’ wait.”
                       “Alright.  If ye like, ye can set over here ahnt th’ table and take a bet of a rist if ye like.  I’ve got some coddle on the stove if’n ye’d like a bet to eat, ‘ere.”
          “That’s absolutely lovely of you.  Thank you.  I’m Sean, by the by.”
         “Kat’rin, at ye’re service, Sir,” she said as she bowed her head a bit and curtsied very slightly, polite-like.  Within the space of not even a minute, Sean had sitting before him a plate of steaming bangers, rashers, potato, and onion.  It looked delicious, but Katherine was absolutely ravishing in her provincial beauty.  He ate silently, watching her every move while Katherine fidgeted about in the kitchen like a flighty bird.  All the while she remained mainly oblivious to his enchanted gaze, while he held her with his eyes.  Katherine tried to keep busy in the kitchen of the small but homey cottage, consciously ignoring…
        “And how do I propose to call ye, Sir?”
        “Sean.  Sean O’Ryan.”
        “Mr. O’Ryan.”
        “You can call me Sean, if you’d like.”
        “I don’t know, I…”  Katherine looked as though she were like a deer caught
in the headlights.  She bent back a little bit as if to recoil, to the safety of the stove.  It was unusual, not to mention like an impropriety, to be on a first-name basis with a man who was not her father.
                   “If it’s alright with yay, Mr. O’Ryan will suffice for now.  But thank ‘e.”
                   “As you like, Miss.  Is there anything I can help you with?”  Katherine was struggling to move the huge pot of water over into the corner to get it out of the way.
                 “Um…yes, if ye could…this is so, powerful heavy.”
                 “I’ve got it.”  Sean was tall and slightly lanky; he towered over Katherine.  She was a bit taken aback by his closeness.  She’d never been so close to a man not her father.
                “Thank ye.  I really appreciate ‘t.”
                “No worries, Miss.  Is there anything else I can do?  Put me to work.”
                “Well…I do need to have these potatoes peeled.  Can ye do it?”
               “Of course!  I used t’ peel five pounds of potatoes in a day if it were a year!  For myself and my two brothers, aye. And of course, for my Mam and Fahr…”
               “That’s nice.  I sometimes wish I had a sister or a brother to help me.”
               “Oh, it’s just you, eh?”
               “Yes, it’s just me.”
                “I see.”
                      “Oh, here’s my Father right now.”
                      Mr. Kennedy walked in the door, the leathery skin of his face worn with time. 
                     “Hullo, Sir!  Kat’rin, is this the young man I need to see?”
                     “Yes, Father, this is ‘e.  Mr. Sean O’Ryan.  Mr. O’Ryan, this is my father, Mr. Kennedy.”
                     “Hello, Sir—Mr. Kennedy.  Good to finally meet you, Sir.”
                     “And polite ‘e is, this one, too!  I like ‘im already!”  Mr. Kennedy laughed out loud and winked at Katherine.  Katherine turned beet red.  “Well, son…what are you lookin’ for in terms o’ wages?”
                    “Whatever you think is reasonable, Sir.  I’m a reasonable man.”
                   “Fair enough.  Tell you what, let’s discuss that later.  Did Kat’rin give you something to eat, ‘ere.”
                    “Yes, she did.  She fed me nice and proper …very lovely of her.”
                    “Isn’t she lovely, my Katherine?  Boy, I tell you she is the apple of my eye.”
                     “She is lovely, Sir—in more ways than one.”
                     “Oh, for Pete’s sehk, both of ye are embarrassing me,” Katherine blushed again.  “Don’t ye all have to talk about some business?”
                    “I might
hire Mr. O’Ryan to pull double duty.”  Her father’s grin was a mile wide.
                    “Alright, I’m leaving.  I haf’t’ feed the chickens and milk the cows.”  Katherine was visibly upset, bringing her basket with her as she pushed open the heavy door with her torso.  The sun shone warmly in stark contrast to the crisp air.  While wisps of hair flew into her face, Katherine headed out to the chicken coop, wondering what kinds of things they were talking about back in there.  She was glad her Mam wasn’t alive to hear all this flibbertigibbet…
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                     “She’s a right fine girl, isn’t she, Sean?”
                     “She is, Sehr.  Wethout a doubt.”
                     “Now let’s talk about this job.  What do you know about herding sheep?”
                     “Well, my father was a shepherd, and I’m my father’s son.  He taught me how to shear a sheep when I wasn’t taller than your knee.”
                     “Wonderful.  I think we’ll get along here very well, Sean.  Now, listen, young man—I have something else to ask you.”
                     “Yes, Sir…of course, Sir.”
                     “I need someone to take over the land when I can’t go on, you see.  And I haven’t got a son.  But Kat’rin needs a husband, one of these days.  Oh, she won’t say as much… but I know she worries about what will become of me and her Mam when we can’t hold down the farm like we used to.”
                     “I understand, Sir.”
                     “I guess what I’m trying to ask is…do you have any designs on my daughter, son?  She’s out feeding the chickens right now, you can speak freely.”
                     “Designs, Sehr?”
                     “Do you like her enough that you might one day consider marrying her, son?”
                     “You mean, Katherine?”
                     “Yes, son.  My Kat’rin.”
                     “She’s a wonderful young lady, Sir.  Honestly, Sir, I almost don’t know what to say, except to say, I’d jump at the chance to marry Katherine.  She’s one of the foinest young ladies I’ve ever had the plaisir to meet.  She’s smaert as a whep, first off…”
                   “Trust me, I know…”
                   “She must have silver-tongued lotharios lining out the door to mahr-ry her, though…why me, Sir?”
                   “Well, you see…Kat’rin doesn’t set too much store by these things much…like love, an’ such.  She’s not simple or basic by any means, in a matter o’ sayin’…but Kat’rin so rarely thinks of ‘erself, it’s jawst sinful.  She thinks about everyone except ‘erself, in fact.  In fact I think she prefers to think of everyone except ‘erself.  She is just like her Mam, always thinking of other people before giving nary a thought to her own needs.”
                   “I see.”
                   “She’s a very sweet girl, very lovely.  But I want to make sure she’s set up nicely when I and her Mam go, you see.”
                  “So what do you propose, Mr. Kennedy?”
                  “Work for us about a half-year, then…if you want…I’d like you to propose to Kat’rin.  Nice and proper-like.  What do you say?”
                  “It sounds like a plan…of course, as long as she approves.”
                 “I’ll have a talk with her.”
                 “Please don’t make her do something she doesn’t want to do, though, Sir.  I’d much rather her be happy without me, than be miserable weth me.  Just make sure it’s ‘er choice, Sehr, an’ not something she isn’t wont to do, Sehr.”
                “It’s her choice, she just doesn’t know it yet!”  And with that, Mr. Kennedy winked and said, “Now let’s get herding those sheep, son!”
                Sean acquiesced and followed Mr. Kennedy out the door.
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                     Meanwhile, Katherine was outside.  By this time, she was done spreading the feed across the ground and had moved on to the cattle shed.  She didn’t like the way her father talked about her in front of Sean.  She knew her father meant well, but she was upset—although she didn’t rightly know why she was upset, per se.
                     She did like the young man, though.  It was so obvious he liked her.  He didn’t have to say much, but she could tell he did.  Secretly, Katherine was hoping Sean would maybe like her enough to marry her one day, if he stayed on the farm long enough.  All she could think about was him helping her carry water…perhaps a silly fantasy for some, but it was all Katherine had.  Most days she was alone here, out on the moor—her Mam often gone, hawking all their wares on market days across the region.  Katherine’s father was her sole source of happiness, as he was the only person she would get to see if he was home from a cattle drive.  Katherine didn’t miss her stepmother too much; usually her Mam was pretty hard on her.  She understood why; life on the moor is hard, but Katherine didn’t agree with her stepmother’s harshness.
                    “You’ve gotta understand, Kat’rin,” her father told her one day, “Your stepmother ‘ad a hard, hard life before even I met her.  A hard life.  But she will pass on to you all her hard work ethic, and that, my dear, is worth more than all the tea in China.”
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                        About a half a year had passed, and it was getting near that time which Mr. Kennedy and Sean O’Ryan had discussed.  One day while they were out herding the cattle, Sean reminded Mr. Kennedy of this fact.  He cleared his throat.
                        “Mester Kennedy, Sehr…”
                        “Yes, Sean, my boy?”
                        “It’s about Katherine.”
                        “What about ‘er, Sean…?”
                        “I want to formally ask you for her hand.”
                        The old man’s eyes teared up and he looked away.
                        “You have my permission, son.  You’ve been kinder to Katherine and her Mam and I than if you were my own bairn’d son ‘imself.”
                        “Can I ask her t’night?”
                        “Of course you can, my boy.  Be here at six-thirty in the even’n’ on the dot.  You can leave work early today if you want to get ready.”
                        As soon as they were done with the herding for the day, Sean rode home as fast he could to get all spruced up to come over that evening.
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                        Mr. Kennedy came into the little cottage. 
                        “Kat’rin, we’re havin’ a visitor t’night.  See that ye have a good supper ready.”
                        “Who is ‘t, Fahr?”
                        “It’s a surprise, Dear.  Listen, tho, Kat’rin, hear me now.  After ye’re done making up supper right quick, fix yourself up right nice like ye usually do in the marning.  We have a special guest, and I want ye to look yere best.”
                        “Of course, Fahr.  As ye say.”  And, true to her word, after she was done making a nice dinner for everyone including their mystery guest, Katherine retired to her room to wash up, put on her best dress, braid her hair, and smooth over all her clothes to her liking.  Just about when she was done, her father called her into the front room.
                        “Kat’rin, ye have a visitor.”
                        She called out, “A visitor for me?”
                        “Aye.  Come on out ‘ere.”
                        When Katherine exited from the back, she was surprised and delighted to see Sean there with  her father, holding a bouquet of wildflowers from the moor. 
                        “These are for you.”  Katherine was overwhelmed.
                        “Oh, I’ll haf’t’ put these in some water.”
                        Mr. Kennedy smiled a knowing, fatherly smile.  “It’s okay, you can put ‘em on the table for now, Dear.”  Katherine put the flowers by the wayside on the oak table.
                        “Katherine…” Sean got down on one knee in front of her.  Katherine put her hands in front of her whole lower face in amazement.  “Will ye do me the honor of being my wife?”
                        “I will!”  He leaned forward and she fell into his arms.  She felt like she was stepping into a warm bath…like she was home.  And now she knew that wherever she was in his arms, that was where home would be. 
                        There never was a better match would be, than this Sean O’Ryan and his Katherine Kennedy.